Darths & Droids

ARCHIVE     FORUM     CAST     FAN ART     SEARCH     RSS     IPAD     FAQ     ACADEMY     SHOP    

<     Episode 368: I Am Not a Crook!     >

Episode 368: I Am Not a Crook!

<<FIRST     <PREVIOUS     NEXT>     LATEST>>

Gaming groups, like all tight-knit groups of people, have their collective quirks. Some tend to quoting movies or comedy sketches, others pull practical jokes. And some - the highest echelon of geeky humour of all*- engage in punning.

* Because the point of humour is of course to make the listener groan.

Transcript

Padmé: I swing on my chain and kick the Nixon as it tries to attack.
GM: Nexu.
Obi-Wan: You neglected to get Sally's help with these creature names, didn't you?
GM: {aside} Although that gives me a good idea for a political campaign.
[SFX]: 13! {Padmé whacks the nexu}
Nute Gunray: I understand the scoring. But why are the guards arrowing the prisoners to fight back?
Count Dookû: Ah, simplement! Ze referee, 'e 'as invoked ze offside rule.
Anakin: I spur the reek to charge at the nexu.
[SFX]: Graaarrrh!
GM: Make a Riding roll.
Anakin: Oops. 4.
{Anakin falls off and is dragged by the reek}
Anakin: This is such a drag.
{beat}
Obi-Wan: I can't believe you made that pun.
Anakin: Sorry. You didn't find it funny?
[SFX]: Ryyaarrrk!
Obi-Wan: No no no... You're finally one of us!
Padmé: One of us! One of us!


Darths & Droids | Irregular Webcomic! | Planet of Hats | mezzacotta | Square Root of Minus Garfield | Lightning Made of Owls | Comments on a Postcard | Awkward Fumbles
Last updated: Sunday, 02 January, 2011; 14:36:51 PST.
Copyright © 2007-2014, The Comic Irregulars. irregulars@darthsanddroids.net