You asked for it, and here it is: an intentional Monty Python reference. You didn't expect that, did you? Our chief weapon is surprise. Surprise and fear. Fear and surprise - our two weapons are fear and surprise. And ruthless efficiency. We're more cunning than you thought.
Qui-Gon: Jar Jar, are there any humans on this planet?
Jar Jar: Ooh, yessy yessy!
Obi-Wan: Who's their leader?
Jar Jar: Their leader issa Queen Amidala! She issa very old and smart.
Qui-Gon: Sounds like the person we want to talk to.
Jar Jar: She issa 14 years old! All the peoples voted for her!
Qui-Gon: Where does she live?
Jar Jar: Ooh, on the other side of the planet.
GM: Wait, wait, no! This is stupid!
Jar Jar: But... bubu... <sniff>
Qui-Gon: Dude, you made Ben's sister cry.
Obi-Wan: My parents won't like this...
Jar Jar: <sob>
GM: Fine. Okay, Sally, I'm sorry. Please stop crying. The people have elected a wise queen, who is 14 years old. And the Trade Federation, planning to take over Naboo, have landed their entire invasion fleet on the opposite side of the planet.
Jar Jar: Yay!
Qui-Gon: Clearly a ploy to gain the advantage of surprise.
Obi-Wan: They're more cunning than we thought.