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Episode 1400: Fight and Flight Instinct

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Epic tales of warfare raging across the land demand that armies be led. And who better to lead them than heroic PCs?

Well, pretty much anyone. Give a PC control of an army and you just know they're going to use it for something questionable at some point.

Transcript

Wicket: Oooo-kay. But this isn't the front of the base. They're smarter than that.
Wicket: We need to go down this secret path through the forest to the actual front door.
Han: Ooh, sneaky. I'm glad we've seen through that transparent deception. Lead on!
Han: And here's the second part of my plan.
Han: Admiral Ackbar, come in. Are you there?
Admiral Ackbar: I'm waiting with... er... bated breath.
Han: Lead the whole Rebel fleet into hyperspace in a full frontal assault on the Peace Moon!
Admiral Ackbar: Uh, in accordance with the principles of the chain of command... Okay.
Han: We'll join you in maybe half an hour. We're just about to storm an Imperial base and get a ship.
C-3PO: Well this can't possibly go wrong.


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Published: Thursday, 01 September, 2016; 03:11:03 PDT.
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