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Episode 1332: Cloud Commuting

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When things go horribly, disastrously wrong, the top priority for any seasoned group of PCs should be figuring out which player's fault it was.

If you're going to have a memorable war story, you need to get your facts straight.

Transcript

GM: The ship is free gliding through the atmosphere.
Leia: Well that doesn't sound so bad.
GM: Did I say "gliding"? I meant meteorically plummeting.
Chewbacca: Please allow me to extend my heartfelt exasperation at this almost entirely self-imposed mass suicide attempt by prefacing my blame-attribution with the request for the identity of the person who gave Han a bloody blaster.
Luke: I can try Force Levitation but this ship might be too big.
Yoda's Voice: Not alone, you are. With you, all the Jedi are.
Luke: You mean strength in numbers?
Yoda's Voice: Strength indeed.
Luke: All right, I'll give it a try.
Yoda's Voice: No! Do... or you die! There is no try!
Luke: <roll>


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Published: Sunday, 27 March, 2016; 03:11:04 PDT.
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