Rejected title for this strip: "Sacrebleu! Mon Calamari!"
(Rejected because it would be confusing in two completely different ways, not merely one.)
GM: The Sarlacc's singed tentacle writhes away from Lando.
Lando: Phew! I thought...
Lando: Never mind.
Han: I never do.
GM: Lando grabs the stick.
Han: Chewie, pull us up!
Chewbacca: I suppose in order to save Lando I must save you as well.
Han: Look, I hope I wasn't out of line with that crack about you being a treacherous traitor. You're a rock solid companion.
Chewbacca: Keep that in mind when we're giving evidence at each others' trials.