Making up grand-sounding titles is fun. Bestow them liberally on any characters you get a chance to!

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C-3PO: I present the almighty Jabba Desilijic Tiure, Grand High Arbiter of Arbitrage, Lord of the Northern Dune Sea, Perennial Runner-Up in the Annual Mos Eisley Corpulence Competition—
Jabba: That's quite enough.
Luke: So, Jabba... tell us, in lots of words, your villainous plan.
Jabba: Very well! We're going to do this by the book. Specifically The Book of The Profit.
Luke: How fascinating. Do tell.
Jabba: Firstly, would you like to purchase insurance for your journey into the Sarlacc?
Han: How much?
Jabba: Market rates would be calculated on your risk of death, as usual. So, quite a lot.
Han: Can I owe you?
Jabba: You mean more than your existing bad debt?
Han: Sure, throw it on the pile.
Jabba: That is exactly what I plan to do.