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Episode 1200: High on the Side

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Players are used to exploring dungeons and basically just making their way through more or less abandoned rooms, dealing with monsters, and picking up treasures. What if they go into a dungeon crawl adventure expecting to loot an old abandoned complex of monster-riddled corridors, only to have a butler or majordomo greet them at the front entrance and offer to escort them to the master of the dungeon?

Transcript

Bib Fortuna: Heeyyy, aloha! You two droids here for the auction?
C-3PO: Er, yes, we are.
Bib Fortuna: You chill dudes follow me, I'll getcha//straight to the auction room, you betcha.
Ortugg: Right. We'll be trotting off then.
Rogua: Oink oink! Say no more.
Bib Fortuna: How's it going? Gimme five. Down low?
{beat, shot of hand next to R2}
Bib Fortuna: Too slow... Let's hustle.


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Published: Sunday, 24 May, 2015; 03:11:11 PDT.
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