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Episode 896: Y Worry

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It can be easy to get a bit carried away in the heat of simulated gaming battle, especially if things are going badly for the heroes. If things get a bit intense, make sure everyone is okay.

Author note: The non-English translations in the comic are intended to be poor machine translations. The GM is not fluent in multiple languages, and is relying on something like Google Translate.

Transcript

Gold Leader: Red Leader, this is Gold Leader. We're starting our attack run.
Gold Two: Rechts mit Ihnen!
C-3PO: "Right with you!"
{Vader comes up behind}
Gold Five: PIIRAKKA hävittäjiä tulossa takana!
C-3PO: "PIE fighters coming up behind!"
Gold Two: Wo kamen sie her? Wir brauchen Kämpfer Unterstützung!
GM: Sally, this is tricky translating under pressure. Make a skill check.
C-3PO: 7. "Where did they come from?! We need—"
Darth Vader: <roll>
[SFX]: Kaboom! {Gold Two blows up}
Darth Vader: <roll>
[SFX]: Kaboom! {Gold Leader blows up}
Gold Five: Missä ovat ne taistelijoita?!
C-3PO: 2. "Where are—"
Darth Vader: <roll>
[SFX]: Kaboom! {Gold Five blows up}
C-3PO: I open a channel to Vader.
GM: Um...
C-3PO: You suck! Those pilots had families, you know!
Darth Vader: Sally, are you all right?
C-3PO: No, I'm fine, Annie. I'm not annoyed at all.
C-3PO: See how good a roleplayer I am?


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