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Episode 581: I'm Not a Real Doctor, But I Am an Obi-Wan

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Wounded care is where characters in low-tech fantasy games actually have the advantage over modern or even moderately futuristic characters. Clerics can heal anything. Even death. Given the choice between a coronary bypass operation or a Cure Disease spell, I know which I'd take.

Transcript

{Obi-Wan's fighter docking with the Tantive IV, Bail Organa's diplomatic ship}
{interior of Tantive IV}
Obi-Wan: The clone army has turned against us.
Bail Organa: Easy come, easy go.
Obi-Wan: Master Yoda, we should investigate the Jedi Temple.
Yoda: Yuk! Dead bodies. Also, obviously a trap it is. Duh!
Obi-Wan: There'll be survivors.
Yoda: Nuh uh! I've fought alongside the clones against the droids. Totally badass, they are!
Obi-Wan: And you escaped from them. Others will too. They could be wounded.
Yoda: So you go, Doctor McHealypants.
{beat}
Obi-Wan: A true leader makes an appearance at the site of a tragedy as soon as possible.
Yoda: They do?
Obi-Wan: Yeah, it's great publicity.
Yoda: I can kiss the surviving babies!


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