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Episode 568: So Long and Thanks for All the Bigger Fish


Hey, it's an energy field created by all living things. It surrounds us and penetrates us. It binds the Galaxy together. Here, between you... me... the tree... the rock... everywhere. It doesn't give a tinker's cuss about Einstein!

Actually, could it be...?


Commander Cody: Nobody could have survived a fall like that. {shot of Obi-Wan climbing out of water}
{cut to clones killing Jedi Master Ki-Adi-Mundi}
Clone Trooper: So sorry.
[SFX]: Pow!
[SFX]: Pow!
{cut to clones killing Jedi Master Aayla Secura}
Clone Trooper: Nothing personal.
[SFX]: Pow!
[SFX]: Pow!
{cut to clones killing Jedi Master Plo Koon}
Clone Trooper: Hope this doesn't hurt too much.
[SFX]: Pow!
[SFX]: Kaboom!
{cut to clones killing Jedi Master Stass Allie}
Clone Trooper: Wish we'd gotten to know each other better.
[SFX]: Pow!
[SFX]: Kaboom!
GM: Yoda, you feel a great disturbance in the Force. Jedi all over the Galaxy are being killed.
Yoda: That's not good! There should be a law against killing Jedi! I'll add it to my policies.
R2-D2: How could Yoda know that?
GM: He's sensitive to the Force.
R2-D2: So the Force travels faster than light? How is that done?
Obi-Wan: GM fiat. He needs to try to get the party back together somehow.

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