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Episode 568: So Long and Thanks for All the Bigger Fish

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Hey, it's an energy field created by all living things. It surrounds us and penetrates us. It binds the Galaxy together. Here, between you... me... the tree... the rock... everywhere. It doesn't give a tinker's cuss about Einstein!

Actually, could it be...?

Transcript

Commander Cody: Nobody could have survived a fall like that. {shot of Obi-Wan climbing out of water}
{cut to clones killing Jedi Master Ki-Adi-Mundi}
Clone Trooper: So sorry.
[SFX]: Pow!
[SFX]: Pow!
{cut to clones killing Jedi Master Aayla Secura}
Clone Trooper: Nothing personal.
[SFX]: Pow!
[SFX]: Pow!
{cut to clones killing Jedi Master Plo Koon}
Clone Trooper: Hope this doesn't hurt too much.
[SFX]: Pow!
[SFX]: Kaboom!
{cut to clones killing Jedi Master Stass Allie}
Clone Trooper: Wish we'd gotten to know each other better.
[SFX]: Pow!
[SFX]: Kaboom!
GM: Yoda, you feel a great disturbance in the Force. Jedi all over the Galaxy are being killed.
Yoda: That's not good! There should be a law against killing Jedi! I'll add it to my policies.
R2-D2: How could Yoda know that?
GM: He's sensitive to the Force.
R2-D2: So the Force travels faster than light? How is that done?
Obi-Wan: GM fiat. He needs to try to get the party back together somehow.


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