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Episode 552: Staked Through the Heart, And You're to Blame

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The main reason they chose Coruscant as the Galactic capital is because of its great natural beauty. 90% of the time there it's sunset.

Transcript

Anakin: I'll give Mace Windu time to arrest Palpatine. Meanwhile, I can access the Jedi Archives from the Council Room, right?
Padmé: Wait, wait, wait. Time out. So Puppeteen's the bad guy?
Obi-Wan: Um...
Padmé: Look, I want to make sure we get it right this time. After... you know.
R2-D2: The bollocks we allegedly made of Annie's campaign?
Anakin: Allegedly?
R2-D2: We only have your word for it.
Anakin: For the last time, you weren't supposed to kill those NPCs.
R2-D2: They were vampires and werewolves! What else do you do with them?
Anakin: You could have tried talking to them. They had thoughts and feelings. The seduction and plight of immortality. The eternal loneliness.
R2-D2: And Frankenstein's Monster for crying out loud!
Anakin: I only added him when it became obvious you'd rather attack than talk. He was supposed to be an obvious literary symbol of tragedy and pathos.
Obi-Wan: I suspect that allusion went a little over some heads.
Padmé: And that stuff about Pete being the Archangel Gabriel, where did that come from?
Anakin: Yeah by that stage I was just making up the stupidest things I could think of.


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