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Episode 488: Dumping Grounds

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If you ever have two players who seem to be having some sort of personal disagreement, try running them through a competitive adventure in which they are racing to achieve some sort of goal. Whoever accomplishes the roleplaying challenge first wins the argument.

On second thought, stop using stuff you find on the Internet as personal relationship advice.

Transcript

Anakin: So that's why you were avoiding my calls? I was so...
Anakin: Argh!
Padmé: I know, I know. All I could think about was how mad you must be.
Anakin: Mad? Mad does not even begin to describe it.
Anakin: I had to cover for you at dinner with my parents!
Anakin: And smile as if nothing had happened!
Anakin: I got two speeding tickets!
Anakin: You weren't at my audition!
Anakin: We'd been so close and then suddenly... Nothing!
Padmé: Oh, you should have called me.
Anakin: Grrr!
Padmé: Oh, yeah. Right.
Padmé: <sigh> So this is it then. I'm ready. Strike me down.
{beat}
C-3PO: Dump him! Boys are yucky!
{beat}
Anakin: You hadn't spoken to me for three weeks! I thought you'd dumped me!
Padmé: What? That's crazy! Why would you think that?


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