We don't think we need to say anything more at this point.
Anakin: I scavenged the supercharger and air-intake scoops from a T-16 skyhopper.
Anakin: The dashboard is custom-moulded resin with a red bantha leather overlay.
R2-D2: Not just a vanilla pod, then?
[SFX]: < bedoop tish >
Obi-Wan: Wait, didn't Anakin say earlier the pod has handlebars?
GM: Uh, yeah, why?
Obi-Wan: If it has mechanical controls, R2-D2 can't drive it.
GM: Um... that's true. You can operate the running lights, but you can't steer.
R2-D2: Oh for...
[SFX]: < blip boodle bleeping beep! >
Qui-Gon: Now what are we going to do?
Anakin: Everyone stand back!
Qui-Gon: Hmmm. The kid fits in the cockpit...
Shmi: What? No! He's nine years old! He's never driven anything in his life!
Qui-Gon: Aha! Think of the odds!